How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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