Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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