Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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