I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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