we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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