He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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