Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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