margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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