"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
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I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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