This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
i out mim tonsoeep
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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