Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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