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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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