Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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