I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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