walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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