yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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