How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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