what if I'm pregnant?
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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