How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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