we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
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I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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