4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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