found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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