awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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