so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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