I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I think I sprained my soul last night
the gays at disneyland are vicious
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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