is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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