just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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