Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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