Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Little spoons don't ask big questions
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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