i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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