If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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