porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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