Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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