dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Randomize
