I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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