My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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