hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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