Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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