We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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