I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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