He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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