Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
this is an emotional support booty call
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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