Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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