Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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