Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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