I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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