Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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