garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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