She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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