i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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