I'm drive I can fine osifer
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm like, not good at living.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
