for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize