never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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